Another d'bag needs two parking spaces.

[Steve Carlton]

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey

Funny thing is that kind of behavior very often results in worse than what the asshat was trying to avoid.

Yep. Someone will key his car, knowing he's an ass hole and wanting to show him how his selfishness has been perceived.

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by motion

I'm so happy we Americans have such important issues to be pissed up about. I wonder how the other 90% of the have-nots on the planet would view this thread?

You could say the same for every single thread on this BBS for Porsche enthusiasts.

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

Yep. Someone will key his car, knowing he's an ass hole and wanting to show him how his selfishness has been perceived.

His car has dents and dings all over it and I think even hail damage. It's not in great shape and it really escapes me why he thinks he needs or deserves two parking spaces. I park my 993 there all the time and have never once thought of taking two spaces anywhere.

[RANDY P]

I dunno what it is with this place-

I noticed if you have a expensive car it's OK to double park, or take up Handicapped up front at the restaurant.

Must be an AZ thing. See it all the time here....

rjp

[Tidybuoy]

Never, ever leave a note. It just gives him and idea of who stuck the exacto knive into the side wall of his tire. Just be happy that he has a flat and move on.

[dewolf]

Originally Posted by Geronimo '74

banana in the tailpipe.

Don't forget to attach the note.

construction adhesive

[Geronimo '74]

Originally Posted by dewolf

construction adhesive

Long time ago I went to a gymclub that had a problem with non customers occupying the private parking places.
They went and bought stickers, 15 inch X 15 inch that were very very dificult to remove. They stuck like hell and impossible to pull off in one piece.
Funny to leave the gym and see one or the other douche prying the sticker from his windshield in tiny pieces (driver's side of course).... I reckon, it took him about 45 minutes before he could leave...
The word spread and the problem was gone in no time...

[URY914]

You know this my have been a women driver that had no idea she was parking on the line.

[jyl]

If he's a regular at the gym, have the gym manager deal with it.

[GH85Carrera]

There are two churches in downtown Montgomery AL that are side by side. The Catholic church had adequate parking for their members but no excess. The Baptists scheduled the services early and kept parking in the Catholics lot and filled it up. Polite requests were ignored. The Catholics just put big bright hard to remove bumper stickers on any car in their lot that said "Proud to be a Catholic"

The problem went away.

[slakjaw]

Originally Posted by motion

I'm so happy we Americans have such important issues to be pissed up about. I wonder how the other 90% of the have-nots on the planet would view this thread?

wow dude.

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by RANDY P

I noticed if you have a expensive car it's OK to double park, or take up Handicapped up front at the restaurant.

But his car is neither expensive nor nice.

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by slakjaw

wow dude.

I think Shaun hacked into Motion's account a few mos. ago and the real Motion hasn't posted since then.

[DaveE]

When I park my 911 at a shopping center I'll park it out far away from the other cars, but I'll keep it in one space. One day I came back out to the car and sure enough there was another car parked right beside it, very close to the driver's side door, making it very hard for me to get in. There wasn't another car within 15 spaces I'll bet and it really ticked me off. Not that it has much to do with your situation. Just venting.....

[scottbombedout]

Rick, you've got a gun....

[Jim Richards]

OMFG! I'm totally outraged! How could sh_t like this happen?



Seriously, wtf does this issue even merit a thread? Isn't this common as fleas on a dog?

[tabs]

I was going to suggest a Potatoe up the Tail Pipe...

Grand PA had a 1940 Lincoln Zepher, parked it in the parking lot of a Bier Garten..came out of the Garten and couldn't start the car..he got pissed and knowing GrandPa you wouldn't want him pisseed at you. Grand Ma told me that they went to a Bier Garten one evening and some Schmuck asked her to dance, she refused and wouldn't take no for an answer. So Grand Pa got in a fight with him and five of his friends. Grand Pa knocked them all out. Police came hauled them all before the court, they let Gtand Pa go but fined each of the others $50. Anyway he found out there was a potatoe up the tail pipe.

[afterburn 549]

you guys need some "couch" time with the shrink ! If that was my biggest problem i would be in
Utopia.
Goes to show many here need to fight in a real war somewhere..t\Then this crap would be little crap
Geesh...all over a parking job?
give it a rest

[DonDavis]

Rick, seriously, trim your nails. Or at least that toe nail in the pic.

[Z-man]

I still can't get over the fact that it is an older Mitsu Eclipse. I can appreciate anyone who has pride in his car, and doesn't want to get it scratched or dinged, but seriously dude -- AIM HIGHER! If he really believes that his DSM is worthy of such 'protection' then I suspect this individual has a high sense of his own self worth. That will get him far in life -- possibly in a few years and lots of hard work, he can get that promotion to the level of a manager at the local McDonalds he's been vying for!

It's not like it's a well-sorted 944 or a Mustang...

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

There are two churches in downtown Montgomery AL that are side by side. The Catholic church had adequate parking for their members but no excess. The Baptists scheduled the services early and kept parking in the Catholics lot and filled it up. Polite requests were ignored. The Catholics just put big bright hard to remove bumper stickers on any car in their lot that said "Proud to be a Catholic"

The problem went away.

Genious!