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			When I'm in one of my P cars, I park far away from the crowd (I don't mind the walk even in the rain) and always between the lines. 
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			The only time my vehicle got keyed. Was at a hospital parking lot.  In the farthest part of the lot.  I parked my truck ( not jacked up,  but bigger than the compact that most spots seemed aimed at) in the only open spot I could find.  And the spot was crowded by the car in the  next spot.  So I squeezed in  close to or on the line.   
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Well. Someone took offence and keyed the down the whole length of the truck. WTF I guess I could have driven a couple blocks and parked in a nearby Walmart lot. And walked back. But did'nt want to miss visiting hours. Oh well I knew it was tight when I squeezed in there. So I guess I was setting myself up for it. Was more concerned about my friend I was going to visit. Guess s--t happens Cheers Richard  | 
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Sorry, but that makes you the ultimate jackoff.  I adhere to the Pulp Fiction rules - you don't eff with another man's car.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			About 12-13 years ago I was the store near my old house when a big gust of wind ripped the door of my truck out of my hand and right into the side of a brand new Lexus. I was pissed at myself for letting that happen. I sat there for 20-30 min waiting for the people to come out. They never did so I left a note with my phone number and told them to call me and I take care of it. The guy calls and is super nice. I explain what happened said I was sorry about million times. He told me not to worry about its just one of a bunch of dings the car will get over the years and probably the only note he'll get for them.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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