Can you pee in a bottle while driving?

[vash]

Yesterday I considered it. Big glass of ice tea. I got stopped on the bay bridge. Accident buckled traffic. The first tingle quickly escalated to a foot tapping emergency.

I had an empty water bottle, but it wasn't a wide opening. I think I would have coated myself.

Anyone pull this stunt off? I think I would crash.

[Jim Richards]

Hahaha! Another classic vash thread!

[BeyGon]

Gator Aid is your friend.

[herr_oberst]

I tried once. No way.
I almost crashed. With my dick hanging out of my pants...

[sammyg2]

BTDT too many times, but not with them bottles with little openings

[bivenator]

"Trucker bombs" is the handle for such a bottle when filled and tossed. I just hang mine out the window.

[motion]

Oh yeah... as the veteran of countless road trips between SoCal and Montana over the last 30 years, I have this down. It took me YEARS to do it the first time... could not relax enough. But now, its like 2nd nature

[Porsche-O-Phile]

That's what windows are for. Just make sure to roll them down first!

[recycled sixtie]

This could come under the category of distracted driving like texting. But officer I was just........
Guy

[Jim Richards]

Get a convertible. Stand and deliver!

[GH85Carrera]

I just pull over. There is usually a place to go that removes by 100% the chance of pee on the carpet or seats of my car.

[Vipergrün]

The bottle needs a large enough opening to get your member 'in' the bottle, not 'against' the bottle. Funny how little urine it takes to create blowback pressure...LOL.

[Seahawk]

I done it piloting aircraft

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[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

I just pull over. There is usually a place to go that removes by 100% the chance of pee on the carpet or seats of my car.

This. Who cares if strangers see me taking a leak on the side of the road...I'll never see any of them again, or at most, once, at a fuel stop.

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Originally Posted by Seahawk

I done it piloting aircraft

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I thought that's what the pitot tube was for?

[fastfredracing]

Vash, you are a funny guy!

[look 171]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

This. Who cares if strangers see me taking a leak on the side of the road...I'll never see any of them again, or at most, once, at a fuel stop.

Made a mistake of going to Vegas for the New year about 10 years ago. Never again. Traffic coming back to LA was dead stopped on the 15. After a couple of hours, like Vash said, its turned into foot stomping inside the vehicle. Since we were in an SUV, we decided to get out and pee with our backs against the truck so no one can seeing us. The two of us stood there and did our thing. As soon as we turned around, these people were cheering us on, as our SUV slowly moved forward one entire car length. Oh, yeah, they saw us the entire 8 hours. We didn't care.

[craigster59]

Get into the PPOT gift exchange and I'll send you some urinals for you and the whole crew!

[911 Rod]

It's funny how the bottle going out is more full than the bottle going in!

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by look 171

Made a mistake of going to Vegas for the New year about 10 years ago. Never again. Traffic coming back to LA was dead stopped on the 15. After a couple of hours, like Vash said, its turned into foot stomping inside the vehicle. Since we were in an SUV, we decided to get out and pee with our backs against the truck so no one can seeing us. The two of us stood there and did our thing. As soon as we turned around, these people were cheering us on, as our SUV slowly moved forward one entire car length. Oh, yeah, they saw us the entire 8 hours. We didn't care.

Badger don't car where he pees, he's the badger!