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You need to hook or slice one into a car window, Jeff. That's great sport!
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Always thought you were supposed to look for people in the houses around the course and if you see anyone, cuss really loud. Especially if the people are outside. The object being a warning from the course marshall. To make it interesting start a cursing jar and the person that gets warned first gets the money in the jar.
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I look for women sunbaking topless on the balconies of the resort that backs onto the 17th tee. Every now and then you can get lucky
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Morning gents and ladies. Can't wait to be married, then I can start pumping money in the 911 instead of a one day event.
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Good luck with that. There always seems to be furniture, bedding or something for the closet to buy. And the kitchen is a different subject entirely. Good Thursday morning folks! I received an email from PCA today. It was a happy 38 years of membership notice.
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He's young.
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hahaha, you guys are funny
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We're here to help you, buddy!
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05-01-2014, 07:24 AM
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Don't worry, your marriage is going to be different.
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Hahahahahahaahaha!
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You've got a good car cover for that 911 don't you?
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Was thinking that would be a couple of years away so the cover would help him get more money for it.
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Yea, possibly.
I remember a guy that started hanging out at our club meeting when he was 17. His dad was a rich Dr. and gave him a nice 911 SC. He joind PCA as soon as he turned 18. He drove the wheels off the SC. He started driving his dad's RUF some. He go into several race cars. Then he got married and had twin boys. The Porsche are gone and he drives a minivan now. He does have a high end Hyundai company car.
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She is a full-time nanny and already has the mom mobile. she hates vans and loves the 911. She also knows that the 911 takes priority in the garage. She also knows restoring and collecting cars is my hobby and respects that. No need to sell or get a car cover.
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I told my wife I would be owing a Porsche as long as I can drive. I also explained that if a pretty woman comes into view I will turn my head and look. The day I don't look at a pretty girl she can call the nursing home and put me away. I just look, I don't even run to the end of the chain and bark or sniff.
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hahaha, I know you guys are. I will have to use that same line Glen.
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And He has lots of money. He was able to hide most of his race cars from his wife.
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Guy at work told about a friend visiting..she proudly announced she had shaved her who-hah. This was the early 90's so was somewhat new an different. Said she dropped trow to show it off then asked if he wanted to touch it. He looked over to his wife standing next to him, she said, "Go ahead, it's not mine."
They are still married.
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