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your up? or walking dead on your feet?
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Out in the front 'yard' just a minute ago, letting the pup take a morning leak.
Pregnant felon's boyfriend drive through the circle and slows when he sees me, trying to do some sort of intimidating stare....kinda looked like someone had hit him in the head with a shovel..... My dog growled and snarled and lunged and I yawned.....oops, my shirt came up over my holstered weapon when my hands were stretched above my head....he almost hit a tree |
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Last time I showed my neighbor my holstered weapon, I was almost arrested for indecent exposure.
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This is my rifle, this is my gun!!!
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This is for fighting, this is for fun!
I love that movie.... Well, gotta make room for more beer...off to the gym |
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muthafucha....
Next time I see a tacticool pic of some schmuck blading his stance like crazy, dropping his support elbow and chicken wing'ing his control elbow.....I'm gonna get throat punchy.... |
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I have know idea what you said but I did see chicken wing and now I'm hungry.
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a list of people who eat friggin delicious food....
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Ok that list to but I'm more inclined to leave you on the #$%# list for tempting me to go to lunch early.
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hmmm, haven't ate lunch yet today...think i'll go grill me a burger, put some home made green chili sauce and cheddar jack cheese on it when I flip it, and slap it on a toasted whole wheat bun. Think I've got some left over Tostonés (deep fried plantains) to warm up and scarf down with it...or maybe it's peanut butter and jelly time!
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now you are both killing me.
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Oooooh, sounds good richard!
So felon neighbor was in her Driveway and I was mumbling....she got prissy and said 'you wanna say that to my face' 'Oh I'm sorry, somewhere in the unmitigated tragedy that is your genetic makeup, your hearing must have been damaged. I said that the fact you're about to be a mother is an affront to what remains of common sense in the species and I hope child services intervenes.' Smile....wave.... Life is hard, it's even harder when you're a complete waste of oxygen.... |
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And here you were thinking of jumping it's bones a while back. Dodged that bullet eh?
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Yeah, I get lucky from time to time.
There are Mexicans running around on my roof. .should I be worried? |
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Yes, It's Things that Bounce Thursday
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Only two reasons you should be worried.
1. You are the only one that sees them. 2. You aren't paying them to be there doing something.
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1984 Porsche Targa 3.2L
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