The Officail Do Not Thread

[URY914]

You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger

[URY914]

And you don't mess around with Jim

[Robert Coats]

Don't you know me I'm your native son. -A. Guthrie

Don't leave me this way. -T. Houston

Don't stop believing. -S. Perry

Don't you remember? -A. L. B. Adkins

Don't you worry 'bout a thing -S. Wonder

Don't you (forget about me) -J. Kerr

[mgatepi]

Don't EVER hand feed an Emu at a petting zoo.

They can (and will) put your entire hand in their mouth!

[gtc]

Do not back up files on one of those tiny, easy to lose USB drives they sell these days.

[scottmandue]

[72doug2,2S]

If a young lady comes to your front door saying she is conducting a survey on Rocky Mountain ticks and asks you to take off your clothes, do not do it!

This is a scam; she only wants to see you naked!

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now.

[70SATMan]

Do not spend to much time in PARF.

[Heel n Toe]

Do not misread the title of a thread.

I have been seeing this as "The Officail Do Not Call Thread" since it began and have been missing all the fun.

Do not lean over a 3' foot electric fence shirtless to get a frisbee or a baseball or anything.

[gt350mike]

Originally Posted by 72doug2,2S

If a young lady comes to your front door saying she is conducting a survey on Rocky Mountain ticks and asks you to take off your clothes, do not do it!

This is a scam; she only wants to see you naked!

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now.

Heard this on the news today - If a girl says it's too hot outside and wants to swim naked in your pool, don't be taken in by the scam. As the guy watch the girl swimming naked, her boyfriend broke into the house and stole about $1200 worth of stuff to include a few firearms. I hope the guy got his money's worth.

As I tell my boys, “He paid the stupid tax!”

[gordner]

^^^ is that for real? At least he got something out of it, better than a straight B&E lol.

Never assume, you make an ass out of u and me

[Bill Douglas]

Do Not, I repeat DO NOT.

Yesterday there was a pile of old knotted rounds of firewood that couldn't be split and needed the chainsaw. Gawd awful day with howling wind blowing and it didn't matter where I stood the sawdust off the chainsaw was blowing in my face. I picked up another chunk of wood and wiped the sawdust off my nose and lip and started to work. Umm what was that strange taste in my mouth and what is sticking to my lip and nose, ALSO what is smelling like dog poo around here? Arrrgh, there was puppy dog poo next to the log and I'd scooped it up with my gloved hand with the log and wiped it over my mouth.

It wasn't bad, tasted a bit like a muesli bar - not that I would recommend it if you are hungry.

So when I hear the joke "Looks like dog poo, smells like dog poo, tastes like dog poo. Good thing I didn't stand in it." I know exactly what they are talking about.

[romad]

DO NOT STORE MEK in a root beer bottle.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

Do Not, I repeat DO NOT.

Yesterday there was a pile of old knotted rounds of firewood that couldn't be split and needed the chainsaw. Gawd awful day with howling wind blowing and it didn't matter where I stood the sawdust off the chainsaw was blowing in my face. I picked up another chunk of wood and wiped the sawdust off my nose and lip and started to work. Umm what was that strange taste in my mouth and what is sticking to my lip and nose, ALSO what is smelling like dog poo around here? Arrrgh, there was puppy dog poo next to the log and I'd scooped it up with my gloved hand with the log and wiped it over my mouth.

It wasn't bad, tasted a bit like a muesli bar - not that I would recommend it if you are hungry.

So when I hear the joke "Looks like dog poo, smells like dog poo, tastes like dog poo. Good thing I didn't stand in it." I know exactly what they are talking about.

[Crowbob]

Do not hit the wrong nail.

[Bill Douglas]

Lol

[Aragorn]

The Dude don't roll on Shabbos...

[red-beard]

Walter don't roll on Shabbos. The dude didn't care...

[gt350mike]

Originally Posted by gordner

^^^ is that for real? At least he got something out of it, better than a straight B&E lol.

Never assume, you make an ass out of u and me

Yep.......
Robbery team uses naked swim ruse to distract homeowner | Fox News

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by 72doug2,2S

If a young lady comes to your front door saying she is conducting a survey on Rocky Mountain ticks and asks you to take off your clothes, do not do it!

This is a scam; she only wants to see you naked!

Not really seeing a problem here