Corrupt a wish....

[futuresoptions]

Granted, but then they start using <<<<>these<>>>>

I wish that they would legalize Mary Jane....

[Heel n Toe]

Granted, but it's very soft and sticky, and if you had ready access to it, you'd be yanking out fillings left and right.

I wish all those Somali pirate dudes would go blind.

[bt1211]

granted... but its just in one eye and they have to wear a........................................ patch!!!!


I wish I knew then what I know now

[WolfeMacleod]

Originally Posted by bt1211

granted... but its just in one eye and they have to wear a........................................ patch!!!!


I wish I knew then what I know now

Granted, but you've forgotten what you knew then

I wish I wasn't getting a divorce.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Granted - instead you're getting married again!

I wish I could fly an F22.

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Granted - instead you're getting married again!

I wish I could fly an F22.

Granted, but they did not make enough of them, so you never actually get to fly one.

I wish I had enough sense not to answer my cell phone when I see it is the hospital calling because cutting off pieces of schizophrenic crackhead diabetics for free is getting old.

[billwagnon]

Granted, but then you don't take the call for the schizophrenic diabetic crackhead whose voices are telling him to give the doctor his 959.

I wish I could think of anything I don't have that I would wish for.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by billwagnon

Granted, but then you don't take the call for the schizophrenic diabetic crackhead whose voices are telling him to give the doctor his 959.

I wish I could think of anything I don't have that I would wish for.

Granted. But then you realize that you aren't as lucky as you thought you were, that your entire life is a lie, and that you've actually been living in poverty.

I wish I could have every car in the "crystal ball classics" thread.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

Granted. But then you realize that you aren't as lucky as you thought you were, that your entire life is a lie, and that you've actually been living in poverty.

I wish I could have every car in the "crystal ball classics" thread.

Granted, but you'd sell them all after two weeks, long before they could ever attain "classic" status.

I wish I had a 4-post lift.

[Porsche_monkey]

Granted, but it will only work on a Prius.

I wish I had a Snap-On tool box.

[Rikao4]

Granted..but it only goes up...

I wish I could get away with it...

Rika

[Buckterrier]

granted, but she still ends up pregnant

I wish greedy capitalists realize what they do to the counrty...

[tangerine911S]

Granted, but they are happy with the results and do far worse.

I wish I had the body of Greek god.

[billybek]

Granted, but you have gained this body with the use of steroids and you turn into a flabby pile of flesh when you stop taking them....

I wish Wayne would give me his 959.....

[tedward515]

Granted, but there is no Pelican Parts and you have to go to the dealer for everthing....

I wish I had a supermodel wife.

[porsche4life]

Granted but she gets oogled by all the guys on here constantly.

I wish I had more time to spend with my girlfriend

[Rikao4]

Granted, but most of us have had her as well....

wish I could time travel..

Rika

[UconnTim97]

Granted, but you can only travel in 1 minute increments.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

[HHI944]

granted, but for every inch taller you age 10yrs

I wish HGH were legal to prescribe purely as a performance enhancing drug.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Granted, but then everyone takes it and there's no advantage.

I wish I had more guns.